How to Get Your Apple iPhone Stolen
Apple's new iphone will be the hottest item this summer.
7. Make Sure You Run Out and Buy One This Weekend. This is probably the best time to invest in an iPhone, with prices, demand and its role as status symbol all at their absolute zenith.
Good luck everyone. And if you need any help getting your iPhone stolen, call me on my $29 Samsung t219. It's charging in my 1999 Saturn, sans alarm, which is unlocked with the windows down.
Regale me with tales of stolen iPhones, or any other thoughts at sberinato@cxo.com.
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