We need information more quickly than the written word can provide it, so Android and iOS Chrome users can now use “translate to emoji” to dumb websites down enough to read them on tiny screens.
GRADE: B. Funny, but this is almost TOO close to something that someone would do in earnest. And then hold an IPO. Best line: “If somebody were able to just explicitly say, ‘hey, I’m flirting with you,’ or ‘hey, I’m mocking you,’ that would just make my life a lot more efficient.”