As I write this post Donald Trump is surging in the polls, to the chagrin of his political opponents. The Donald seems to have gotten a big bounce from his convention in Cleveland, and is now focusing his attention on Hillary Clinton for the general election.
Since Trump is all over the media, I could not resist taking a peek in the iOS App Store to see what sort of apps were there that featured him. I found some fun apps for the iPhone and iPad that were centered around Trump’s…er…large personality.
Full disclosure: I voted for Trump in my state’s primary and will vote for him in the general election. So please nobody post a comment accusing me of “liberal bias” or anything like that. These apps are meant to be fun, whether you are for Trump or against him. I'll probably do a similar roundup of Hillary Clinton apps, just to be fair to both sides.
So let’s get started with our list of Donald Trump apps. I’ve included the official description of each app, along with a screenshot and a link to the app in the iOS App Store.
Ducks are pooping all over Trump’s yard! Stack blocks as high as you can so they stop pooping there.
Gameplay: Move the crane and drop each block on top of one another. Stack them as high as you can, but don’t let any fall to the ground or you’re fired!
Music: “Stars and Stripes” by Jay Man
Beat the wall, dump on Trump.
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For humor purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.
TRUMP TOSS is the hugest and most fantastic Paper Toss game every made—Trust us! Don’t be a loser—try to beat the Donald! Unlock new levels and items! Don’t miss though, or he’ll call you out!
3D graphics- Incredibly Terrific!
8 levels to unlock and play with - Simply Excellent!
5 unlockable objects- Exhilarating! A donut! A Can, Paper and many more.
Donald Hands - Tiny! More real than real life!
A physics engine- So lifelike!
Real-life Quotes- Hilarious! Unbelievable!
Get stinking rich and takeover the world! What could be more fun? How about doing it as TRUMP TYCOON, in Donald’s Capitalist Clicker Adventure.
Whether you love him or loathe him, this game is for you - you’ll laugh all the way to the bank opening your own Hair Shop, expanding into a TV show empire, then hiring Apprentices like Iwanna Dump to do all the work for you.
Will you get to be President? Only you get to decide. And say what you will about the guy, but he’s got people making video games about him!
Fake Call from Trump features, as the title indicates, fake calls from Trump himself. Of course, this app does not connect you live with Trump, but at least it makes you feel like you are really talking to him.
Say whatever you have always wanted to say to him about his opinions. Tell him what you think, tell him he’s right, or tell him he’s wrong. Tell him you love him, or tell him you hate him. Say lovable statements or curse at him. It’s your choice. You can say whatever you’ve always wanted to say to Trump and blow your stress away!
Or you can prank you friends and families that you are getting a phone call from Trump and have a blast.
And there you have it, folks. Five fun apps that will let you enjoy The Donald on your favorite iOS device. Have fun!
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