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Every year, the first of April is a time for an incredibly amount of creativity online. And today, April Fool's Day, will not disappoint.

By Ian Paul
Wed, April 01, 2009

PC World — Every year, the first of April is a time for an incredibly amount of creativity online. And today, April Fool's Day, will not disappoint.

I woke up this morning to find an amazing array of head-scratching technological advancements (PC World has the scoop on a Tivo feature). Some I imagine would actually be fun to use, others I'm not so sure. For example I am not sure how wise it is to switch your Gmail to Autopilot or for Qualcomm to fill the skies with Wolfpigeons. It also seems a little strange to use facial gestures in the latest version of the Opera browser, and for The Guardian to forgo the printed page for an all-Twitter format.

But like I said, who am I to judge the wonderful ingenuity of technological wizards? Here then is my top 10 list of technological marvels and milestones for April 1, 2009:

Reddit joins the Diggnation: Well, it looks like the crowd-sourcing wars are one step closer to being over. Now that Reddit has been reborn as Reddigg, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we also see DiggUpon, Yahoo! Diggzz and Digglicious. Isn't uniformity grand?

Google develops AI: It's an amazing day for humanity now that Google has created the first real instance of artificial intelligence or Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE). I'm not sure what that means, but CADIE's effect could be profound. One of CADIE's initial projects was to redefine web design principles for the social-networking age. She then took the next logical step of seizing control of Google for herself. If you want to see what CADIE is up to, you can follow her on her own blog and YouTube channel.

Technologizer celebrates 45 years: It's been a longtime since Technologizer opened its doors in 1964. Those were heady times when the online magazine charged an "hourly access fee of $15,000," and their "network ran at 300-bpw (bits per week)." Since then they've introduced a paper edition, embraced the worldwide web and were the first magazine to be distributed through breakfast cereals. It's been an amazing and historical ride for them so far, and I'm sure they'll break even more boundaries in the years to come. Congratulations Technologizer.

Qualcomm's Wireless Convergence : The plan is simple enough: put tiny base stations in pigeons to create a wireless network accessible in even the most remote locales. If you're in range of a digital pigeon you can get online; it's that simple.

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