1. From the DailyKOSher Two more tablets!Posted on Mon. by Moses, during Elul at 11:32 a.m.Just back from Mt. Sinai. Again! Got another copy of the 10 rules, carved in stone by the Big Guy, who wasn’t thrilled about the first copy being broken in half. Anyway, you can find a link to the list here. After my brother Aaron’s little Golden Calf incident, I’m not taking any chances. I’ve got an ark, and I’m going to put the tablets in there. If you want to see them, e‑mail me and I’ll arrange.Comments (2)Posted by Aaron Cool, bro. Thanks for squaring things with G-d. Peace out!Posted by G-d Moses, good post! BTW, the ark is a fantastic idea. You left your chisel here. I’m gonna lend it to Noah. He’s gonna need it. 2. From the Plain Truth Common SensePosted on Wed., Jan. 10, 1776, by TPaine31, at 4:21 p.m.Well, just as I thought, the MSM (Mainstream Monarchy for you newbies) is at it again, declaring victory just because it’s been a cold winter. Spin, spin, spin! My sources tell me TJeff is drafting a doc. that will blow the wig off George 3’s thick skull! To all my faithful readers, I know these are wicked stressful times, but stick with us and you’ll get the love and XXXs of the whole blogosphere.Comments (4)Posted by GenGeorge Tom, hi from Jersey! Great stuff! Care if I forward this to the troops for a pick-me-up?Posted by Whig H8r Typical radical junk from TPaine31. The only document TJeff is working on is the one in which he’ll beg His Majesty to pardon him. And he won’t. HM has hundreds of ships sailing from the Mother Country right now and when they come over the horizon, I will LAUGH! HA HA HA! Posted by TJeff Just wait, Whig H8r. I know someone whose unalienable rights are gonna get alienated PDQ when this is all over. We’re going to get ours—life, liberty and the pursuit of property—and you’re going to get squadoosh. Posted by Sam “Not John” AdamsCouldn’t have said it better TJeff. But stay on message. We did a click analysis and “pursuit of happiness” is stickier than “pursuit of property.”3. From the Galapagos Report Natural Selection?Posted on Wed., Sept. 9, 1835, by C. DarwinHello from the Beagle! Reading Lyell’s Principles of Geology (get it at Amazon here). I saw tons of different kinds of finches on the archipelago. What if they all started out as one species and began adapting to fit different environmental niches? IMO, that would mean the ones that were fittest to survive would thrive. The others would die out. They’d evolve! Anyway, FWIW, I’m going to work on this idea.Comments (2)Posted by KansasSkoolsDarwin, that’s like, totally stupid. You might want to look at Genesis. How could finches evolve in seven days? TTYL, Science Boy!Posted by Capt. FitzRoyChuck, this is all very interesting, but three of your turtles are loose on deck. Could you please log off and come get them? Thx. Related content brandpost Sponsored by AWS in collaboration with IBM How digital twin technology is changing complex industrial processes forever As the use cases for digital twins proliferate, it is becoming clear that data-driven enterprises with a track record of innovation stand the best chance of success. By Laura McEwan Dec 05, 2023 4 mins Digital Transformation brandpost Sponsored by AWS in collaboration with IBM Why modernising applications needs to be a ‘must’ for businesses seeking growth Around one-third of enterprises are spending heavily on application modernisation and aiming for cloud native status. The implications for corporate culture, structure and priorities will be profound. By Laura McEwan Dec 05, 2023 5 mins Digital Transformation opinion 11 ways to reduce your IT costs now Reorienting IT’s budget toward future opportunities is a big reason why CIOs should review their IT portfolios with an eye toward curbing unnecessary spending and realizing maximum value from every IT investment. By Stephanie Overby Dec 05, 2023 11 mins Budget Cloud Management IT Governance news analysis SAP faces breakdown in trust over innovation plans The company’s plan to offer future innovations in S/4HANA only to subscribers of its Rise with SAP offering is alienating customers, user conference hears. By Peter Sayer Dec 05, 2023 6 mins SAP Cloud Management Innovation Podcasts Videos Resources Events SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER From our editors straight to your inbox Get started by entering your email address below. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe