1. From the DailyKOSher\n\nTwo more tablets!Posted on Mon. by Moses, during Elul at 11:32 a.m.Just back from Mt. Sinai. Again! Got another copy of the 10 rules, carved in stone by the Big Guy, who wasn\u2019t thrilled about the first copy being broken in half. Anyway, you can find a link to the list here. After my brother Aaron\u2019s little Golden Calf incident, I\u2019m not taking any chances. I\u2019ve got an ark, and I\u2019m going to put the tablets in there. If you want to see them, e\u2011mail me and I\u2019ll arrange.Comments (2)Posted by AaronCool, bro. Thanks for squaring things with G-d. Peace out!Posted by G-dMoses, good post! BTW, the ark is a fantastic idea. You left your chisel here. I\u2019m gonna lend it to Noah. He\u2019s gonna need it.\n\n2. From the Plain Truth\n\nCommon SensePosted on Wed., Jan. 10, 1776, by TPaine31, at 4:21 p.m.Well, just as I thought, the MSM (Mainstream Monarchy for you newbies) is at it again, declaring victory just because it\u2019s been a cold winter. Spin, spin, spin! My sources tell me TJeff is drafting a doc. that will blow the wig off George 3\u2019s thick skull! To all my faithful readers, I know these are wicked stressful times, but stick with us and you\u2019ll get the love and XXXs of the whole blogosphere.Comments (4)Posted by GenGeorgeTom, hi from Jersey! Great stuff! Care if I forward this to the troops for a pick-me-up?Posted by Whig H8r Typical radical junk from TPaine31. The only document TJeff is working on is the one in which he\u2019ll beg His Majesty to pardon him. And he won\u2019t. HM has hundreds of ships sailing from the Mother Country right now and when they come over the horizon, I will LAUGH! HA HA HA! Posted by TJeff Just wait, Whig H8r. I know someone whose unalienable rights are gonna get alienated PDQ when this is all over. We\u2019re going to get ours\u2014life, liberty and the pursuit of property\u2014and you\u2019re going to get squadoosh. Posted by Sam \u201cNot John\u201d AdamsCouldn\u2019t have said it better TJeff. But stay on message. We did a click analysis and \u201cpursuit of happiness\u201d is stickier than \u201cpursuit of property.\u201d3. From the Galapagos Report\n\nNatural Selection?Posted on Wed., Sept. 9, 1835, by C. DarwinHello from the Beagle! Reading Lyell\u2019s Principles of Geology (get it at Amazon here). I saw tons of different kinds of finches on the archipelago. What if they all started out as one species and began adapting to fit different environmental niches? IMO, that would mean the ones that were fittest to survive would thrive. The others would die out. They\u2019d evolve! Anyway, FWIW, I\u2019m going to work on this idea.Comments (2)Posted by KansasSkoolsDarwin, that\u2019s like, totally stupid. You might want to look at Genesis. How could finches evolve in seven days? TTYL, Science Boy!Posted by Capt. FitzRoyChuck, this is all very interesting, but three of your turtles are loose on deck. Could you please log off and come get them? Thx.