Help Determine the Fate Of Microsoft’s Former Office Buddy ‘Clippy’

Justice has finally been served in the world of Microsoft?and we’re not talking antitrust law. When it created Windows XP, the software giant axed Clippy, that annoying bug-eyed paperclip. Now the persistent office assistant that had been irritating Microsoft Office users since Windows 97 is begging for work on www.officeclippy.com.

Here’s your chance to vent your frustrations with the disruptive and always-eager-to-teach animated piece of metal. You can vote for his next career move (Should he become a lock pick or a metal band member?), listen to his bluesy and sorrowful song “It Looks Like You’re Writing a Letter,” and read his snappy, trendy quotes (“At least I’m not a sock puppet” and “Does this website make me look fat?”). The site also features three streaming videos starring Clippy, his parents and siblings, and the IS characters who can’t stand him.

After a while, you might even begin to feel bad for the helper that tormented anyone computer-literate enough to use a mouse. He assumes that XP stands for ex-paperclip without realizing the letters represent experience. He even sheds a few tears.

But losing his job isn’t the worst thing that’s happened to Clippy. To promote the XP launch, he’s portrayed on the website by Gilbert Gottfried, the entertainer whose nasal, earsplitting voice has been featured in commercials and movies, including Disney’s Aladdin.

Sometimes a clip can’t get a break.