Collective nouns are one of the more vibrant parts of the English language. There’s the stirring pride of lions, the poetic murmuring of starlings, the onomatopoeic gaggle of geese, the quirky bed of flowers, and the alliterative bevy of beauties.
IT has its own collective nouns. There’s the bank of servers and the bundle of applications. Those are, however, a pallid pack, and we wanted to come up with better, more evocative ones?ones that would illuminate the true swashbuckling character of the IT discipline. We suggest:
A sorrow of servers
An agony of apps
A whine of users
A dilemma of desktops
A knot of processors
A nimbus of networks
A vault of passwords
A liability of laptops
An ovation of handhelds
A slough of spam
Have your own suggestions? Send them to Michael Goldberg, Trendlines editor, via e-mail at mgoldberg@cio.com. (Please make sure to write “collective noun” in the subject line.)
