Don't Hate the Technology, Hate the Playa'Before you begin viewing the PPT carnage, you must always remember the cardinal rule of presentations: "PowerPoint Doesn't Kill Presentations. People Do." Learn it. Know it. Live it. (If you missed the first installment, see 8 PowerPoint Train Wrecks.)Massive Text-plosionI spy some white space at the top there, just under that insanely catchy "Stakeholders and Communities with Web 2.0 +" headline, where you could \n\nadd some more text. (For more on what not to do, check out 5 Ways to Ruin Your Next Presentation.)A Real Neck-Bender (and Head-Scratcher)When attempting to read this slide, it helps if you can turn your head (or eyes, if possible) in a continuous, circular 360-degree motion. I can \n\neasily envision Steve Jobs using the same type of slide. (For more on Jobs, see CIO.com's The Presentation Secrets of Steve Jobs.)Presentation Irony, Part IIf this slide doesn't define irony, then I don't know what does.Presentation Irony, Part IIOops! I spoke too soon on the previous slide. This slide attempts to explain the details of an online survey on "what annoyed audiences most about \n\nPowerPoint presentations": 120.7% of respondents said: "Slides Are Too Complicated." Math and English extra help anyone?Can I Get an Acronym?The color coding is nice and maybe this was all germane to the audience, but\u2014OMG\u2014that's a lot of tech acronyms in one slide. \n\n(Reminds of me of Jeopardy: "I'll take 'RDFa Semantics' for $400, Alex.")JPEG versus GIF Battle Royale!Good seats still available for this presentation! (Sometimes, the minimalist approach to slides can go horribly wrong.)Grand SlamThe photographer of this slide states: "Note the use of every possible crime against taste: clipart, wordart, caps, initial caps and even comic \n\nsans\u2014oh, and every single one of the three words on screen is meaningless jargon. It got worse." Yikes! (Also see: 10 PowerPoint Tips.)Clipart CatastropheMind you, this slide aims to help people: "Effective Presentations Using PowerPoint" is the title, noted at the bottom. Also be sure to note that, \n\npurportedly, 76 slides come before this one.The Visible Effects of Too Many PresentationsTo document his enjoyment of this \n\npresentation, Daniel Greene took a photo of himself with his MacBook's built-in camera. Citizen journalism can be harsh, people. (See 5 Key Audience Questions to Help You Read the Room for more on this topic.)Remember: It's Called Microsoft PowerPoint......and not Microsoft BulletPoint! This satirical image\u2014in its own way\u2014pays homage to and mocks the disastrous consequences of too many bullets in presentation slides. (If you missed the first installment, see 8 PowerPoint Train Wrecks.)Also see:How 10 Famous Technology Products Got Their Names Do you Tweet? Follow me on Twitter @twailgum. Follow \n\neverything from CIO.com on Twitter @CIOonline.