by Tom Kaneshige

iPad 2 Launch: Top 10 Headlines You Won’t See

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Mar 01, 2011
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Every iPad 2 fact, rumor and wild piece of fiction has been written about to death for months. So let's talk about the headlines of our dreams for Wednesday's launch event.

Tired of all the iPad 2 predictions? So are we. With a nod to David Letterman’s Top Ten list Signs You’ve Purchased a Bad iPhone, here are our favorite (yet fake) headlines that will no doubt be lost in the iPad 2 hoopla.

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10. App Store To Reach 100 Million Apps—in 2026!

9. Ex-Apple Exec Pleads Guilty in $2.5 Million Kickback Case (wait, this one’s true)

8. Madoff’s Right-Hand Man Debuts “Padzi,” an iPad 2 Enterprise Security Suite

7. Feds Investigate Charlie Sheen for Spreading Apple Rumors

6. Apple: Windows Phone 7 Keeping Us Up at Night

5. Inside Secret Meeting Between Zuckerberg and Jobs (wait, this one’s true, too)

4. Publishers Can Keep iPad 2 Subscription Fees Says “Humble” Jobs

3. Apple Disputes Consumer Reports, Declares iPhone Antenna “As Solid as a Toyota”

2. World Peace Near: Jobs Gives $50 Billion Apple War Chest to Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

1. Apple Buys Adobe, Flash Still Not Coming to the iPad

Tom Kaneshige covers Apple and Networking for CIO.com. Follow Tom on Twitter @kaneshige. Follow everything from CIO.com on Twitter @CIOonline and on Facebook. Email Tom at tkanshige@cio.com