Every iPad 2 fact, rumor and wild piece of fiction has been written about to death for months. So let's talk about the headlines of our dreams for Wednesday's launch event. Tired of all the iPad 2 predictions? So are we. With a nod to David Letterman’s Top Ten list Signs You’ve Purchased a Bad iPhone, here are our favorite (yet fake) headlines that will no doubt be lost in the iPad 2 hoopla. [ Considering the iPad 2? Here are 15 best iPad apps for newbies, reports CIO.com. ]10. App Store To Reach 100 Million Apps—in 2026!9. Ex-Apple Exec Pleads Guilty in $2.5 Million Kickback Case (wait, this one’s true) 8. Madoff’s Right-Hand Man Debuts “Padzi,” an iPad 2 Enterprise Security Suite7. Feds Investigate Charlie Sheen for Spreading Apple Rumors 6. Apple: Windows Phone 7 Keeping Us Up at Night5. Inside Secret Meeting Between Zuckerberg and Jobs (wait, this one’s true, too)4. Publishers Can Keep iPad 2 Subscription Fees Says “Humble” Jobs3. Apple Disputes Consumer Reports, Declares iPhone Antenna “As Solid as a Toyota”2. World Peace Near: Jobs Gives $50 Billion Apple War Chest to Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation1. Apple Buys Adobe, Flash Still Not Coming to the iPad Tom Kaneshige covers Apple and Networking for CIO.com. Follow Tom on Twitter @kaneshige. Follow everything from CIO.com on Twitter @CIOonline and on Facebook. Email Tom at tkanshige@cio.com Related content brandpost Sponsored by Dell Technologies and Intel® Gen AI without the risks Demystifying generative AI: Practical tips for cost-effective deployment in your organization. By Andy Morris, Enterprise AI Strategy Lead at Intel Nov 27, 2023 6 mins Artificial Intelligence brandpost Sponsored by SAP Old age isn’t what is used to be: a versatile solution for a more independent breed of seniors An award-winning company from Down Under gives today’s seniors the power to access the services they need while keeping control of their own destinies and preserving their independence. By Michael Kure, SAP Contributor Nov 27, 2023 4 mins Digital Transformation news COP28: CIO’s vision for a sustainable future By Andrea Benito Nov 27, 2023 3 mins feature 10 things keeping IT leaders up at night The CIO’s rise to prominence has led to a wider array of high-profile responsibilities that — when coupled with the ever-increasing pace of technology and business change — bring more stress to the role than ever before. By Mary K. Pratt Nov 27, 2023 12 mins IT Strategy IT Leadership Podcasts Videos Resources Events SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER From our editors straight to your inbox Get started by entering your email address below. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe