Every iPad 2 fact, rumor and wild piece of fiction has been written about to death for months. So let's talk about the headlines of our dreams for Wednesday's launch event. Tired of all the iPad 2 predictions? So are we. With a nod to David Letterman’s Top Ten list Signs You’ve Purchased a Bad iPhone, here are our favorite (yet fake) headlines that will no doubt be lost in the iPad 2 hoopla. [ Considering the iPad 2? Here are 15 best iPad apps for newbies, reports CIO.com. ]10. App Store To Reach 100 Million Apps—in 2026!9. Ex-Apple Exec Pleads Guilty in $2.5 Million Kickback Case (wait, this one’s true) 8. Madoff’s Right-Hand Man Debuts “Padzi,” an iPad 2 Enterprise Security Suite7. Feds Investigate Charlie Sheen for Spreading Apple Rumors 6. Apple: Windows Phone 7 Keeping Us Up at Night5. Inside Secret Meeting Between Zuckerberg and Jobs (wait, this one’s true, too)4. Publishers Can Keep iPad 2 Subscription Fees Says “Humble” Jobs3. Apple Disputes Consumer Reports, Declares iPhone Antenna “As Solid as a Toyota”2. World Peace Near: Jobs Gives $50 Billion Apple War Chest to Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation1. Apple Buys Adobe, Flash Still Not Coming to the iPad Tom Kaneshige covers Apple and Networking for CIO.com. Follow Tom on Twitter @kaneshige. Follow everything from CIO.com on Twitter @CIOonline and on Facebook. Email Tom at tkanshige@cio.com Related content feature Red Hat embraces hybrid cloud for internal IT The maker of OpenShift has leveraged its own open container offering to migrate business-critical apps to AWS as part of a strategy to move beyond facilitating hybrid cloud for others and capitalize on the model for itself. By Paula Rooney May 29, 2023 5 mins CIO 100 Technology Industry Hybrid Cloud feature 10 most popular IT certifications for 2023 Certifications are a great way to show employers you have the right IT skills and specializations for the job. These 10 certs are the ones IT pros are most likely to pursue, according to data from Dice. By Sarah K. White May 26, 2023 8 mins Certifications Careers interview Stepping up to the challenge of a global conglomerate CIO role Dr. Amrut Urkude became CIO of Reliance Polyester after his company was acquired by Reliance Industries. He discusses challenges IT leaders face while transitioning from a small company to a large multinational enterprise, and how to overcome them. By Yashvendra Singh May 26, 2023 7 mins Digital Transformation Careers brandpost With the new financial year looming, now is a good time to review your Microsoft 365 licenses By Veronica Lew May 25, 2023 5 mins Lenovo Podcasts Videos Resources Events SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER From our editors straight to your inbox Get started by entering your email address below. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe