Binocktails.com is currently selling the “BevBurry;” a small, plastic three-ounce flask designed to look just like a BlackBerry 7100g. Sure, the specific model-line’s a bit outdated…like six-years outdated. But that won’t matter in the least after a few tips of the BevBurry.
“Don’t get caught with an old stainless steal [sic] phone flasks or a hip flask…With how realistic this ‘Bev-Burry’ phone flask looks, no one will ever give it a second glance when you are walking into your favorite nightclub, bar or event with this secret liquor flask clipped to you side or in your handbag…”
And like most modern BlackBerry smartphones, the BevBurry comes with its own holster so you can store it on your belt, alongside your existing fleet of gadgets to become a true Holster Master.
It’s plastic, so it won’t set off metal detectors. And it costs only $11, so it won’t break the bank; you can use that extra scratch on your favorite libation to fill up the brand new BevBurry.
But please remember: With great smartphone-themed drinking utensils, comes great responsibility–you’ll want to pair your BevBurry with a quality “mobile breathalyzer” to ensure the commute back home after the workday is a safe–and legal–one.
Al Sacco was a journalist, blogger and editor who covers the fast-paced mobile beat for CIO.com and IDG Enterprise, with a focus on wearable tech, smartphones and tablet PCs. Al managed CIO.com writers and contributors, covered news, and shared insightful expert analysis of key industry happenings. He also wrote a wide variety of tutorials and how-tos to help readers get the most out of their gadgets, and regularly offered up recommendations on software for a number of mobile platforms. Al resides in Boston and is a passionate reader, traveler, beer lover, film buff and Red Sox fan.