When ‘Today’ Really Means ‘3 Days from Now’ (Or: Where’s My @#!% Android KitKat Update?!?)

Google said Tuesday that it started rolling out the latest Android software to Nexus tablet owners. Tech bloggers passed on the "news." Three days later, the update is still not available, and CIO.com's Al Sacco is developing carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly tapping his tablet's System Update button.