Larry Ellison: Start the Keynote Without Me

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Meg Whitman: Everybody Ought to Have a Maid

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Steve Jobs: A Little Collusion Never Hurt Anyone

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Eric Schmidt: What? My Emails Leave a Trail, Too?

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Scott Thompson: I Really Meant to Get That Degree

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Marissa Meyer: In-Office Nurseries Aren’t Standard for Every Working Mom?

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Mark Hurd: Chicks Dig Me …

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Mike Lazaridis: Forget Siri, This Keyboard Thing Rocks

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Mark Zuckerberg: Maybe 30 Is the New 20

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Big Three Auto CEOs: I Told You We Should Have Flown Coach

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